1. conorayne:

    josiephone:

    alwaysactually:

    lusilly:

    some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

    wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

    "oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

    implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage

    image

    Reblogged from: cutzy-clocken
  2. purplethinks:

    Someone’s having a hard time focusing at work. Hee hee!

    Reblogged from: foo-exe
  3. rm6y7m6:

    I just found my previous works

    Reblogged from: yolky206
  4. meeralith:

    dancing-through-brooklyn:

    Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession

    happened twice within a month.

    Reblogged from: yolky206
  5. beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

    beowulfstits-archive:

    I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

    i aspire to great things in life

    Reblogged from: yolky206
  6. fluzieh:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Stretchmarks, scars, dimples, bruises and freckles are like free tattoos - you should embrace them, because they are part of who you are and make you unique.Also, fuck you, you fuckass.

    fluzieh:

    turntechstridercest:

    jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

    doctorrivaille:

    rapunzelie:

    sb5ive:

    rapunzelie:

    new undies: cute
    stretchmarks: also cute

    No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

    hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

    all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

    1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
    2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
    3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
    4. also fuck you.

    I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

    Stretchmarks, scars, dimples, bruises and freckles are like free tattoos - you should embrace them, because they are part of who you are and make you unique.
    Also, fuck you, you fuckass.

    Reblogged from: yolky206
  7. fartgallery:

    chesterloaf:

    fartgallery:

    i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

    why am I reblogging this?

    it appears my blood has been successful

    Reblogged from: yolky206
  8. boopercy:

    fillelune:

    things i learned in ancient greek art today:

    • Achilles had a gay lover 
    • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
    • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
    • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

    sounds like high school

    Reblogged from: yolky206
  9. charminglyantiquated:

    a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

    Reblogged from: enigmatic-deviant
  10. xxthunderdragonxx:

    Good uvu
    How’re you? ovo

    Just good; feeling great.

    Reblogged from: xxthunderdragonxx
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